One “delve”, one “game-changer”, one “It’s not X, it’s Y” and they stop trusting every word after it.
The Slop Killer Guide strips those tells out of ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini before you even start editing.
300+ WORDS AND PHRASES ON THE BAN LIST EVERY VARIATION COVERED
Paste a paragraph. This quick scan checks a sample of the ban list, the full guide covers 300+ words, the 9 patterns, and each model’s tells.
The banned words aren’t a style opinion. They’re the safe, high-probability picks a model lands on when it has nothing specific to say and readers have learned the pattern.
“Robust.” “Pivotal.” “Elevate.” The draft reads fine, so it goes out.
They can’t always name it, but they feel it. Two seconds is all it takes.
No saves, no comments, no clicks. Your copy blends into everyone else’s AI copy.
The platform reads low engagement as low value and stops showing you.
Spike in AI-favored words inside published human writing since ChatGPT launched. Avoiding them is now how you stand out.
MAX PLANCK INSTITUTE RESEARCHHow fast readers clock generic AI phrasing even when they can’t name what’s off, they stop trusting the words.
THE TELL YOUR COPY CAN’T HIDEReliable AI detectors. Human writing gets flagged as AI; obvious slop passes clean. Your trained eye is the real filter.
WHY DETECTORS WON’T SAVE YOUThe three models share the ban list, but each has its own accent. The guide maps all three so you can spot and strip the tells in whichever tool you use.
The tells shift every few months “delve” peaked in 2024 and faded. Lifetime updates included.
Not another prompt pack. A repeatable pipeline that runs from your AI’s settings to your final read-through.
Learn your model’s fingerprint and run the 90-second slop test on any draft.
5 CHECKS, 90 SECONDSThe master list: 300+ words and phrases, every variation, organized by category.
THE HARD FLOORThe 9 sentence patterns that fake insight each with its direct rewrite.
9 PATTERNS, 9 FIXESCopy-paste custom instructions for ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. Set once.
~80% CLEANER AT THE SOURCEThe 10-point pre-publish checklist that catches whatever slipped through.
NOTHING SHIPS DIRTY“Unleash → unlock” is still slop. The banned word is a flag that says “I had nothing concrete here” so the guide teaches you to fill the gap with a specific instead.
Same message, rebuilt around numbers, names, and the concrete thing the reader gets the one move AI can’t fake, because it doesn’t have your receipts.
I run a 100k+ member AI community on Facebook, and my content pulled 15M+ views in the last 3 months. The fastest way to lose that reach? Sounding like every other AI page in the feed.
This guide is the exact system I run my own drafts through before anything goes out the same ban list, the same custom instructions, the same pre-publish audit. I built it because I got tired of deleting “delve” by hand.
Nine sections in Notion, built to be used mid-edit. Open it next to your draft, or set the custom instructions once and let it work in the background.
Built for people who publish every week posts, emails, pages, offers. Not a grammar course.
Ban the words, break the patterns, and fix ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini at the source set up in one sitting.
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Writers, founders, agencies, and marketers using the Slop Killer system to make AI drafts sound like them again.
“I use AI to write lesson descriptions, emails, landing-page sections, and social posts and everything started sounding polished in exactly the same way. The Slop Killer Guide helped me spot the repeated phrases and structures causing it. My writing now feels clearer, more specific, and much closer to my real voice.”
“Before this guide, every AI caption needed a full rewrite. Now I catch the robotic phrases immediately and clean up a week of content much faster.”
“My agency uses ChatGPT and Claude every day, but the amount of cleanup was becoming ridiculous. The Slop Killer Guide gave us a shared editing standard instead of saying something ‘sounds too AI,’ we can now name the exact word, sentence pattern, or formatting habit causing it. We added the custom instructions to our workflows, so the first draft is better before an editor even touches it. Reviews are faster and the copy is far more consistent across client accounts.”
“My posts finally sound like me again, not like ChatGPT wearing my clothes.”
“Our product descriptions were technically correct, but they felt generic and interchangeable. After applying the banned-word list and specificity checks, we started replacing vague claims with actual product details and customer use cases. The copy feels more believable now, and it takes less time to approve.”
“I publish several times a week, and over time my newsletter was losing its personality. Every introduction sounded dramatic. Every insight arrived through the same contrast formula. This guide showed me it wasn’t simply ‘bad AI writing’, it was repeated words, rhythms, and model-specific habits. The sections on fake-insight patterns and model fingerprints showed me exactly what to search for. I still use AI, but now it supports my voice instead of replacing it.”
“The custom instructions alone improved the first drafts my team gets from AI. We spend less time removing fluff and more time improving the actual idea.”
“I kept telling AI to ‘sound more human,’ but that instruction never produced consistent results. This guide explained what makes the writing feel artificial in the first place. Once I removed those patterns and installed the custom instructions, the output became noticeably more natural.”
“As a founder I use AI for investor updates, onboarding emails, website copy, and product announcements. The drafts looked professional but sounded strangely detached from the product and the people using it. The guide helped us remove the corporate filler and replace it with concrete information, what changed, who it helps, how it works, what result to expect. The specificity test was simple but useful: when a sentence could apply to any software company, we rewrote it. Our team no longer needs three editing rounds to sound human.”
“I thought I was good at spotting AI writing. The sentence-pattern section showed me several tells I had completely missed.”
“The 90-second slop test has become part of my final review process. I use it on LinkedIn posts, client emails, proposals, and reports. It catches generic openings, repeated points, dramatic filler, and sentences that sound impressive without saying anything useful.”
“I could recognize AI-generated writing instantly, but I couldn’t always explain why it felt wrong which made it hard to improve my prompts or give useful feedback. This guide turned that vague feeling into a practical system: the overused vocabulary, the sentence structures that simulate insight, and the different habits of ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. I was surprised how many had crept into my own writing. Now every sentence has to earn its place instead of hiding behind polished language.”
“I use AI to write lesson descriptions, emails, landing-page sections, and social posts and everything started sounding polished in exactly the same way. The Slop Killer Guide helped me spot the repeated phrases and structures causing it. My writing now feels clearer, more specific, and much closer to my real voice.”
“Before this guide, every AI caption needed a full rewrite. Now I catch the robotic phrases immediately and clean up a week of content much faster.”
“My agency uses ChatGPT and Claude every day, but the amount of cleanup was becoming ridiculous. The Slop Killer Guide gave us a shared editing standard instead of saying something ‘sounds too AI,’ we can now name the exact word, sentence pattern, or formatting habit causing it. We added the custom instructions to our workflows, so the first draft is better before an editor even touches it. Reviews are faster and the copy is far more consistent across client accounts.”
“My posts finally sound like me again, not like ChatGPT wearing my clothes.”
“Our product descriptions were technically correct, but they felt generic and interchangeable. After applying the banned-word list and specificity checks, we started replacing vague claims with actual product details and customer use cases. The copy feels more believable now, and it takes less time to approve.”
“I publish several times a week, and over time my newsletter was losing its personality. Every introduction sounded dramatic. Every insight arrived through the same contrast formula. This guide showed me it wasn’t simply ‘bad AI writing’ it was repeated words, rhythms, and model-specific habits. The sections on fake-insight patterns and model fingerprints showed me exactly what to search for. I still use AI, but now it supports my voice instead of replacing it.”
“The custom instructions alone improved the first drafts my team gets from AI. We spend less time removing fluff and more time improving the actual idea.”
“I kept telling AI to ‘sound more human,’ but that instruction never produced consistent results. This guide explained what makes the writing feel artificial in the first place. Once I removed those patterns and installed the custom instructions, the output became noticeably more natural.”
“As a founder I use AI for investor updates, onboarding emails, website copy, and product announcements. The drafts looked professional but sounded strangely detached from the product and the people using it. The guide helped us remove the corporate filler and replace it with concrete information, what changed, who it helps, how it works, what result to expect. The specificity test was simple but useful: when a sentence could apply to any software company, we rewrote it. Our team no longer needs three editing rounds to sound human.”
“I thought I was good at spotting AI writing. The sentence-pattern section showed me several tells I had completely missed.”
“The 90-second slop test has become part of my final review process. I use it on LinkedIn posts, client emails, proposals, and reports. It catches generic openings, repeated points, dramatic filler, and sentences that sound impressive without saying anything useful.”
“I could recognize AI-generated writing instantly, but I couldn’t always explain why it felt wrong, which made it hard to improve my prompts or give useful feedback. This guide turned that vague feeling into a practical system: the overused vocabulary, the sentence structures that simulate insight, and the different habits of ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. I was surprised how many had crept into my own writing. Now every sentence has to earn its place instead of hiding behind polished language.”
No. The word list is one of five systems. You also get the 9 fake-insight sentence patterns with fixes, each model’s fingerprint, the custom instructions that reset the models’ defaults, and the tests that verify a draft before it ships.
ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini. Each gets its own tuned custom-instructions block, with exact steps for where to paste it in that tool’s settings.
That’s the point of lifetime updates. “Delve” peaked in 2024 and faded as models retrained; new tells replaced it. The guide moves with the models, and you get every update free.
No. Setup is copy-paste into each tool’s settings, done in one sitting. The tests and audits are checklists you run while you edit.
You can, and it helps that’s exactly why the custom instructions exist. The difference is coverage: a few words from memory misses the 300+ variations, the 9 sentence patterns, and each model’s specific tells. And the list shifts as models retrain the guide is maintained so you don’t have to track it.
Instantly via Notion after purchase, with lifetime access and every future update included.
Email support within 7 days of purchase and you get a full refund. Run one draft through the system first that’s usually enough to know.
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